Which is not as rude as it sounds, sadly.
Aaaanyway, I wrote a Fraser/Kowalski fic for it. The idea is to slide yourself into the story, so I give you Ms.Bertle, the sliiiiightly scary kindergarten teacher who
secretlybronte believes is magical due to the glitter thing. Believe me, if I were magical, I would NOT be a kindergarten teacher!
Trust Issues